Bridge Stories & Jokes
Did You Know?
* 43.6 percent of all slam contracts fail.
* 67 percent of all bridge players are women.
* 97.8 percent of all bridge statistics, including these, are made up.
Ever heard a bridge player say any of these things?
* This club's playing area is always at the right temperature - never too hot or too cold.
* Free coffee? No thanks.
* Cool! A four board sit-out.
* No. I don't think tournament fees are too high.
* I can always count on my partner to remember every convention on our card.
* No gossip, please. I'm not interested.
* Great. More new alerts! More new Alerts!
* One thing I can say about bridge players - they sure know how to dress.
* No matter which direction we sit, the cards always go our way.
* I don't feel like bridge today. I'd rather jog and work out.
Bridge Tip
* The best way to improve your skills at bridge is to play the game regularly. By joining a local bridge club, you will not only have the opportunity to increase your skill level through game play, you will also have the chance to see how others use advanced strategies to win bridge games.